Today is Friday, or is it Thursday? Nevermind, it's actually a Monday I'm getting lonely, so lonely Losing my head, do you even miss me? When will it end? I need a haircut, it's been two whole months, I'm bored as hell And I can't believe the distance between you and me I know it's wrong, but the grass is green When can we break quarantine? Please God! All I want is antibodies! Finished Tiger King in one sitting, I won't recover financially If I can't work remotely, how am I to make money? You're trying to protect your grandma, but she'll die soon anyway And I miss going to shows and parties and stuff I'm bored! When will it end? Because I really... Need a haircut, it's been two whole months, I'm bored as hell And I can't believe the distance between you and me I know it's wrong, but the grass is green When can we break quarantine? Come over to my house, I sanitized I know it's wrong, but pretty please, will you just break quarantine? We're on a Zoom call, greenscreen the backwall Your Dodo code is not working at all We're on a Zoom call, greenscreen the backwall Your Dodo code is not working at all DW47F! You didn't close your NookPhone I need a haircut, has it really been two months? I'm bored as hell And I can't believe the distance between you and me I know it's wrong, but the grass is green When can we break quarantine? Come over to my house, I sanitized I know it's wrong, but I do believe the world revolves around me