Uh! Jarrod! Chodezilla Records! Let's go! My name is Jarrod and I'm here to say There's another Jared, and he's gonna pay For all the mean things he's said to me You better watch out, I'm Alonge You say I'm leaching off your success But who's the one that made the first diss track? You probably spent lots of time and effort But I'll top that shit with minimal effort What, what? You look super dumb What, what? Go eat a large penis What, what? You smell like a bum What, what? You're tacky and I hate you A million subs? Big whoop What's the point if your content is poop? You sold out hard, no artistic integrity It's not about numbers, it's about friendship! You've got no friends and it's obvious You seek validation from your audience Bragging about your time with Post Malone (Cool, I guess... whatever) Your most viewed vid is '10 Styles of Metal' Probably because you sold your soul to the devil How in the world did it get that many views? If it didn't suck ass, I'd congratulate you Talk about clickbait, amirite? Look at these thumbnails, I've contracted AIDS You're not that clever, there's just no whit Your content reeks of rhinoceros shit What, what? You look super dumb What, what? Go eat a large penis What, what? You smell like a bum What, what? I hope you die in a traffic fatality Talking smack about my music Probably because you're just a eunuch A eunuch is a man who has been castrated What I'm trying to say is that you do not have testicles At least my melodies are somewhat creative Your stuff ain't catchy, it ain't innovative Those metal EPs put me to sleep And that's saying something because I suffer from chronic insomnia I heard about this band called Rest Repose I'd rather drink bleach than go to your shows Your drumming is boring, outdated and bland Yet perfect for a Mastodon cover band You work really hard, bet you make bank But what'll happen when YouTube starts to tank? You'll need a new job, that I guarantee Oh wait, what's this? My college degree? What, what? You look super dumb What, what? Go eat a large penis What, what? You smell like a bum What, what? I'll kidnap and torture your loved ones What, what? You look super dumb What, what? Go eat a large penis What, what? You smell like a bum What, what? Your children will be born disabled Now hold up a minute. Look, I get it. You lash out at me pretty often on social media and YouTube, but I can see through the facade. You're lonely, perhaps depressed. It's hard doing what we do, and there's very few people in the world that can understand the struggle. So I'm just letting you know, I'm here if you ever wanna open up and talk things out. It will get better. I love you Sike! You idiot! I didn't mean any of that. You'll die alone! What, what? You look super dumb What, what? Go eat a large penis What, what? You smell like a bum What, what? Stop trying to be Jake Paul What, what? You look super dumb What, what? Go eat a large penis What, what? You smell like a bum What, what? The diss track is over, now