I brushed my teeth today I asked if you could do the same Your bleeding gums are tender to the touch Your breath smells like a sewage leak Please turn your head before you speak Have you ever flossed in your life? Streptococcus mutans and other anaerobes Form a nasty biofilm called plaque Polysaccharides and glycoproteins too Combine with those bacteria, it's true If you wish to keep those kernels you call teeth I recommend you do this twice a day Cavity upon cavity, your mouth will surely rot You must use hydrogen peroxide toothpaste (Brush your teeth) (Brush your teeth) (Brush your teeth) (Brush your teeth) (Brush your teeth) (Brush your teeth) (Brush your teeth) Brush your teeth Brush your fucking teeth Brush your teeth Don't forget to floss Mouthwash, too You could actually die For fuck's sake, brush your teeth