I learned the truth at seventeen 
That love was meant for beauty queens 
And high school girls with clear skinned smiles 
Who married young and then retired 

The valentines I never knew 
The Friday night charades of youth 
Were spent on one more beautiful 
At seventeen I learned the truth 

And those of us with ravaged faces 
Lacking in the social graces 
Desperately remained at home 
Inventing lovers on the phone 
Who called to say come dance with me 
And murmured vague obscenities 
It isn't all it seems at seventeen 

A brown eyed girl in hand me downs 
Whose name I never could pronounce 
Said, pity please the ones who serve 
They only get what they deserve 

And the rich relationed hometown queen 
Marries into what she needs 
With a guarantee of company 
And haven for the elderly 

Remember those who win the game 
Lose the love they sought to gain 
Indebentures of quality 
And dubious integrity 
The small town eyes will gape at you 
In dull surprise when payment due 
Exceeds accounts received at seventeen 

To those of us who know the pain 
Of valentines that never came 
And those whose names were never called 
When choosing sides for basketball 

It was long ago and far away 
The world was younger than today 
And dreams were all they gave for free 
To ugly duckling girls like me 

We all play the game and when we dare 
To cheat ourselves at solitaire 
Inventing lovers on the phone 
Repenting other lives unknown 
That call and say, come dance with me 
And murmur vague obscenities 
At ugly girls like me at seventeen