I'm in search of a pilgrim twin
Only pilgrims enter in
Looking for some love, too blind
I don't mind
No, I don't mind

Every lover is the grail
I'm no knight, so I won't fail
Every night is just divine
Holy grails are hard to find

No one here makes me horny
No one here makes me horny
Beware, beware

No one gives their lives up for the highs of the cerebral
No one makes me horny
No one here makes me horny

Lover, we've just come through the ceiling
Kiss me then promise you'll stay
Lover, that's your essence I'm needing
I'll pay, I will pay

All these people to endure
I want more, I want it all
Heard about the hooker of the holy man
She was borne by God's right hand
Fuck me til I'm whole again
Fuck, I've lost my contact lens

Lover, will you kiss me forever
Strangers must move on and leave town
Life range from a soap to an opera
One down, one man down

No one here makes me horny
No one here makes me horny
Beware, beware, beware...