Maybe you could leave the light on baby
Maybe you could draw the blind
Maybe you could pour a little Yuengling
'Cause there's something on my mind

The couple in the room next door
Are doing it for Muswellbrook
I guess that's what they came here for

'Cause I'm trying to write a love song
And I'm trying to make it good
I'm trying to write a love song
'Cause everybody sorta said I should

And I'm trying to pour my heart out baby
And have the stars fall from the sky
And splash where all the rivers run
But have the rivers all run dry?

The couple in the room next door
Sound like they do their own stunts
That's what chandeliers are for

'Cause I'm trying to write a love song
And give it factor wow
So I'm trying to write love song
Everybody said I don't know how
Whaddya think I'm doing now?

And the night will catch our bated breath
Between the kisses and the wine
For we all die a little death
Wishing on a star
And gettin' lassoed by a valentine

And I'm trying to write a love song
A simple song for two
But then some little thing goes wrong