Wouldn't it be nice If I could be David Letterman? Wouldn't in be rad If I could be your favorite T.V. personality? Wouldn't it be sweet If I could laugh you to sleep Five nights a week? And I try as hard as I can But I could never be David Letterman I know he knows you look up to him But you don't visit his sleep I know I know this is what I missed Your eyes are just for me Really can't see how we could be I still put trust in fate, It's something slow that I don't know So I say Wouldn't it be nice If I could be David Letterman? Wouldn't in be rad If I could be your favorite T.V. personality? Wouldn't it be sweet If I could laugh you to sleep Five nights a week? And I try as hard as I can But I could never be David Letterman Wouldn't it be nice If I could be David Letterman? Wouldn't in be rad If I could be your favorite T.V. personality? Wouldn't it be sweet If I could laugh you to sleep Five nights a week? And I try as hard as I can But I could never be David Letterman