Oh the best part of being a kid Is the tile on the floor where you sit While adults talk you play under it At the kitchen table Oh the worst part of being abused Is telling your parents the news After everyone's finished their food At the kitchen table No matter how far I run I'm right back where I begun I am willing, I am able To come back to the kitchen table Where it's all been said and done And it is what it is, and it is what it was Oh the best part of being alive Is getting stoned while your friends drink their wine And you laugh so hard that you cry At the kitchen table I imagine my heart looks like this And a chandelier hangs over it And there's always a place you can sit When you feel unstable I am willing, I am able To come back to the kitchen table Where it's all been forgiven And it is what it is and it is what it was Oh it is what it is and it is what it was