Today is one of those days I wish I worked in a hardware store Think I could be okay not playing music on the road no more I'd be making keys instead of C chords Selling paint and two-by-four boards I wouldn't have to live these restless songs I could start my week on Monday "Nine-to-five" and off on Sunday Sleep in my bed every night at home It would keep me going but I wouldn't be gone Today is one of those days I wish I worked in a hardware store Well, I already know a thing or two about hardwood floors I could sell the hell out of plumbing Forget these roads I'm running I've been guitar strumming way too long I could be your friendly hardware man The one that quit this traveling band For the simple life back home It would keep me going but I wouldn't be gone Live close to work so I could walk Be with my children while they're small Stop this bus, I'm going home I wanna sit out on my porch Drink a beer and thank the Lord And hear the bluebirds sing a song It would keep me going but I wouldn't be gone I wanna sit out on my porch Drink a beer and thank the Lord Hear the bluebirds sing a song It would keep me going but I wouldn't be gone Today is one of those days I wish I worked in a hardware store