Well, today he traded his big '98 Oldsmobile
He got a heck of a deal
On a new Porsche car
Well, he ain't wearing his usual gray business suit
He's got them jeans and high boots
With an embroidered star
And today he's 40 years old going on 20
Don't look for the gray in his hair 'cause he ain't got any
He's got a little young thing beside him that just melts in his hands
Yeah, he's middle-aged crazy, trying to prove he still can
Yeah, he's got a woman he's loved for a long time at home
But now the thrill is all gone
When they cut down the lights
They've got a business, they've spent a while comin' by
It's been a long uphill climb
Now the profits are high
And today he's 40 years old going on 20
And he hears of them sordid affairs and he ain't had any
And the young thing beside him, you know she understands
That he's middle-aged crazy, trying to prove he still can
Mmm... still can
Yeah, that lil' young thing beside him, you know she understands
He's just middle-aged crazy, trying to prove he still can
He still can
He still can
Oh, I still can
