(One, two, three) You went in full tongue, uh-uh Weirdly aggressive in a Gross way, you say "Was that okay?" and I said "Totally, gotta leave My Uber's waiting for me" And then I smile and tell you bye, uh Not gonna see you for a while Or maybe never 'Cause I'm traumatized forever (Like, f*ck) Why you such a bad, bad kisser? (Yuck) No one wants a straight face licker (Sucks) I know my standards are low But that's a definite no You're such a bad, bad kisser (Ah) K-k-kisser (Ah) Such a bad kisser I rinse my mouth To get your nasty taste out I'm sure you're nice But your breath got hella spicе Honestly, kinda sweet The way you came up to mе I swear I tried, but then I lied, uh I told you call me up sometime Or maybe never 'Cause I'm traumatized forever (Like, f*ck) Why you such a bad, bad kisser? (No) (Yuck) No one wants a straight face licker (Ooh) (Sucks) I know my standards are low But that's a definite no You're such a bad, bad kisser (Ah) Such a bad kisser (K-k-kisser) (Ah) Such a bad kisser (Ah) Kisser, when you're such a bad-bad kisser (K-k-kisser) (Ah) Such a bad kisser