One, two At the station, you can meet her With that smile, you couldn't cheat her Woman so kind Is hard to find It's good to take a girl In the not-so-very-good world For a walk in the park Until it gets dark Well, sometimes, I feel ugly and old Excuse me if I'm acting too bold My head gets hot, but my feet are not cold Excuse me if you will Take a breather on the bench Helps to build up the suspense The two of you go To a movie show If she's a woman, there's a chance That she maybe likes to dance So you go to the hall And you outstep 'em all Ain't no hullabaloo, I ain't no hoi polloi Try any trick, I'll pull any ploy I'm a used-up twenty-first century boy Oh, excuse me if you will She takes you home to meet the folks Laughing at the father's jokes Shall we watch TV? Yeah, it's all right with me You're gonna leave, you're gonna miss her In the doorway, try to kiss her Aw, it tastes so good Just like you knew it would Oh, to be sixteen again, I'd give my eyetooth I'm a little uncool, I'm a little uncouth I'm tired and I'm hungry and I'm looking for my youth Oh, excuse me if you will At the station, you can meet her With that smile, you couldn't cheat her A woman so kind Is hard to find