Put the dishes in the sink please, 
Or the roaches will have a feast, 
The leftovers in the fridge please, 
It's time to have some tea

The things you are forgetting, 
The kitten's needing petting, 
And my back, aching, 
I guess it comes with age

Put the dishes in the sink please, 
Or the roaches will have a feast, 
The leftovers in the fridge please, 
It's time to have some tea

The rain on the pane, 
The cookie's getting stale.
Every day, the same, 
I've settled down, I guess, I guess, I guess