He was the biggest sleaze in the office, 
Years later he'd be known as Mr. Backrub, 
He'd melt you with his mini-pony tail and goatee, 
And kill you with his "in touch with my feelings" gaze

He makes me sick, 
He gives me creeps, 
I hope he stays away from me, from me, 
He makes me sick, 
He gives me creeps, 
I hope he stays away

On a drunk and desperate night, 
My friend went home with him, 
None of us could believe it, 
"He's really okay, 
It was just a lay, 
He's aware, 
At least someone cares", 
My intelligence insulted

He makes me sick, 
He gives me creeps, 
I hope he stays away from me, from me, 
He makes me sick, 
He gives me creeps, 
I hope he stays away

I'm sure he's cruising in his Jeep Cherokee, 
In retrospect it doesn't mean that much to me