I believe in Rock, in Roll, in Rock'n'Roll The sound of heaven and earth And in Heavy Metal His only son, our Lord Who was conceived by the Judas Priest Who was born of the Iron Maiden Who suffered under Britney Spears Who was betrayed, let down and was buried He descended into the Underground On the third day after the party He rose from the dead Ascended into the charts From whence He shall come To judge the rocking from the dead Rock be with you May He give us Spirits Lift up your hands We already have Let us give thanks to the Rock an the Roll It is right and just Saint Bon Scott – rock for us Saint Jimi Hendrix – rock for us Saint Curt Cobain – rock for us Saint Freddy Mercury – rock for us I am not worthy That You should enter under my roof But only rock one song And my soul will be healed Have you come here of your free will and choice Without compulsion to contribute Yourself to Rock'n'Roll? Yes, I have! Will you honour and keep him For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer Till death do you part? Yes, I will! Then you may now rock! Rock be with you May He give us Spirits Lift up your hands We already have Let us give thanks to the Rock an the Roll It is right and just Saint Phil Lynott – rock for us Saint Cozy Powell – drum for us Saint Randy Rhoads – rock for us Saint Janis Joplin – rock for us And lead us not into temptation But deliver us from all the junk Our daily Rock give to us today For Rock'n'Roll is our god As through it, for it, and in it We once began to understand That Rock'n'Roll is our religion, For ever and ever, Amen