It's Christmas time, ICP once again chippin' you off With that fuckin' dope-ass Christmas jam, motherfacko I see you when you're sleeping I know when you're awake (Know what I'm saying?) I know if you've been bad or good (Right) But I'll kill you anyway (Ha ha) Deck the jaws with fists full of fury Kill clown in the snow flurry J Kringle with a new single A jingle to make neden holes tingle They wanna mingle with a killer, jolly and fat And a bright red dot Ho ho ho ho ho Pat pat in your back go the bullet holes Rudolph got a red nose, but he got gang raped (Oh) Now he got a red butt, too The other reindeers, it's a whole log of pain here North Pole pullies off the chain, yeah Jolly but jelly, rob for your celly (Ha) Everybody drunk, rotgut in they belly And the elves sell crack out the back of an igloo (Woo) Even little kids do (Know that) They deck the jaws! Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho) Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh) Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo) Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus (Woo) Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho) Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh) Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo) Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus Deck the jaws! Faygo soda pop drop top pop fizz bubbles The North Pole is all liquor stores Strung-out little kids and addicted whores Santa Claus is the town drunk and the mayor So he ain't got a prayer, oh man Outdoors, you should not go, man We got abominable snow man (Woo) Yo, and I ain't talkin' 'bout the snow on the blow, man I'm talkin' 'bout cocaine! (Fuck yeah) Sweat shop toy shops ran by an old cyclops With snipers in the sky box To escape, that is all (You know what's up) Your brain matter splatters wall (God damn) Grinch is the kingpin of the west side Succeeding the rest who died (Yeah) Hated by Santa, they used to ride long ago But fell out over a ho Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho) Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh) Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo) Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus (Woo) Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho) Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh) Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo) Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus Deck the jaws! It's dark all year here, I won't lie, man Santa's sleigh is famous in Thailand When the fat man pull up, cheers the whores 'Cause they know everybody scores Yeah, they gettin' paid tonight Hittin' twenty-five hoes when he lay the pipe (Motherfucker) And Miss Claus sho'nuff bag tail I heard the ho fucked Buff Bagwell Jaws get checked in the North Pole (North Pole) Shit's out of control, bank rolls swole Clothes get stole, left naked and freezy But lucky no trigger squeeze Fuck no, they needs no reason Your brain's in the snow, appeasin' The North Pole's a toilet bowl, fuck Santa Claus They deck the jaws Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho) Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh) Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo) Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus (Woo) Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho (Ho ho ho) Truth is they don't play in the North Pole (Oh) Deck the jaws! Ho ho ho, you better pause (Yo) Don't trust the elves or Santa Claus Deck the jaws! Faygo soda pop drop top pop fizz bubbles Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho! Fizz bubbles (Deck the jaws) Ho! Fizz! Ho! Fizz! Ho ho ho! Fizz bubbles (Deck the jaws) Fuck around, come through the North Pole And get your ass stabbed with a shiv! Fizz bubbles (Deck the jaws) Ho ho ho! Faygo soda pop drop top pop fizz bubbles (Deck the jaws)