Story time, bitch! 
All across the East Side 

What? I represent Delray! 

Delray! 

So? 

South West Side! 

This Gypsy aunt of mine 
You're the lucky one 

She died and left behind 
An ancient piece of time 
I didn't know what it was 
You're the lucky one 

Knuckle deep in dust 
Edges played with rust 
I started to get pissed 
You're the lucky one 

This lamp is all I get 
A worthless piece of shit 
But once I rubbed it clean 
You're the lucky one 

A genie popped on the scene 
Brought true my every dream 

I was like 
BLAAAM! Free hoes 
BLAAAM! Nyquil 
BLAAAM! Faygo 
Anything I want 

I was like 
BLAAAM! Sharp axe 
BLAAAM! Good weed 
BLAAAM! Hot tracks 
Everything I need 

Now I'm in a fizzle 
You're the lucky wizzle 

Hotties on the wizzle 
Still a juggalizzle 
I drive a platinum car 
You're the lucky one 

It has a tennis court and a bar 
You know who I are 
Money out the ass 
You're the lucky one 

I'm wishing while it last 
Genie's moving fast 

I want my 
BLAAAM! Free bank 
BLAAAM! Necks cut 
BLAAAM! My shank 
Anything I want 

I want my 
BLAAAM! Hot wings 
BLAAAM! Good weed 
BLAAAM! Big thangs 
Everything I need 

[Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope] 
Now I am a king 
You're the lucky one 

I have everything 
Nothing's challenging 
Nothing makes me proud 
You're the lucky one 

I stand out in the crowd 
While others beg out loud 
I remember when 
You're the lucky one 

Money was so thin 
But dreams were all up in 
Looking at my lamp 
You're the lucky one 

Would I give it all back? 
Shit, fool, give me that 

I'll be like 
BLAAAM! Bitch slaps 
BLAAAM! Cheap wine 
BLAAAM! Dub H (waffle house) 
Anything I want 

I'll be like 
BLAAAM! Half pipe 
BLAAAM! Good weed 
BLAAAM! Moonlight 
Everything I need 

I'll be like 
BLAAAM! Free hoes 
BLAAAM! Nyquil 
BLAAAM! Faygo 
Anything I want 

I'll be like 
BLAAAM! Sharp axe 
BLAAAM! Good weed 
BLAAAM! Hot tracks 
Everything I need 

BLAAAM! 
The moral of the story is 
BLAAAM! 
Those who never had shit 
BLAAAM! 
And then get shit 
WHAT? 
Need to get shit 
BLAAAM! 
So if you got shit 
BLAAAM! 
Or you need shit 
BLAAAM! 
Get some shit 
GO GET YOUR SHIT 
Fuck this shit 
Where JD at?