La la la la, La la la la, La la la la, La la la 
La la la la, La la la la, La la la la la 

Eat, sleep, breathe it you're full of the stuff 
Go bag it, tie it up tight 
Wheat, meat, dairy-free, t-total, happy-clappy 
High on life, you should try it, you know 
Go on while no one's looking 

Aha! Gotcha now! 
Caught red handed in the biscuit tin 
Cost you to keep me quiet 

Golden boy boots, pocket pedal stool 
Picking sharp smart moves 
Plastic, tin can, paper separator 
Busy bee wave, wave save the planet flag 
But sneaky in suburbia 

Aha! Candid camera! 
Hook, line and sinker for the four-wheel drive 
Cost you to keep me quiet! 
Keep me quiet! (keep me quiet! ) 

Nicest, sweetest, up-most in everythingest 
So charming, very charming 
Well read, can play the fool 
No one's I'll at ease and put their 
Deepest Swiss bank trust in you 
No one saw it coming 

Aaaha! Aaaaaaha! Aaaaaaaaaaha! 
You killed a man 
Cost you to keep me quiet 

Oi!