Oh, Miss Elphaba - The things one hears these days. Dreadful things... I've heard of an Ox A professor from Quox No longer permitted to teach Who has lost all powers of speech And an Owl in Munchkin Rock A vicar with a thriving flock Forbidden to preach Now he can only screech! Only rumors - but still - Enough to give pause To anyone with paws Something bad is happening in Oz... Something bad? Happening in Oz? Under the surface Behind the scenes Something baaaaaaad... Sorry. Doctor Dillamond - If something bad is happening To the Animals, someone's got to tell the Wizard. That's why we have a Wizard. [sung] So nothing bad.... [spoken] I hope you're right... Nothing all that bad... Nothing truly baaaaaad.... [spoken] Sorry... "Bad"... It couldn't happen here In Oz...