Dearest, darlingest, Momsie and Popsicle... My dear Father... There's been some confusion Over rooming here at Shiz. But, of course, I'll care for Nessa. But, of course, I'll rise above it. For I know that's how you'd want me to respond. Yes, there's been some confusion For you see, my roommate is... Unusually and exceedingly peculiar And altogether quite impossible to describe... Blonde. What is this feeling, So sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you. My pulse is rushing, My head is reeling, My face is flushing. What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, Does it have a name? Yes! Loathing. Unadulterated loathing. For your face, Your voice, Your clothing. Let's just say - I loathe it all! Every little trait however small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple utter loathing. There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure, so strong. Though I do admit it came on fast, Still I do believe that it can last. And I will be loathing, loathing you My whole life long! Dear Galinda, you are just too good! How do you stand it? I don't think I could! She's a terror! She's a tartar! We don't mean to show a bias, But Galinda you're a martyr! Well, these things are sent to try us! Poor Galinda forced to reside With someone so disgusting-I-fied. We just want to tell you, We're all on your side! We share your... Loathing, Unadulterated loathing For her face, her voice, her clothing. Let's just say, We loathe it all! Every little trait, However small, Makes our very flesh Begin to crawl... What is this feeling So sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you! My pulse is rushing, My head is reeling. Oh, what is this feeling? Does it have a name? Yes... Ahhhhhh... Loathing! There's a strange exhilaration (loathing) In such total detestation (loathing) It's so pure so strong! (so strong) Though I do admit it came on fast Still I can believe it can last And I will be loathing (loathing...) For forever loathing (loathing...) Truly deeply Loathing you (loathing you!...) My whole life long! Loathing, Unadulterated loathing Boo! Ah!