Here comes a boy with a pudding bowl haircut Here comes a boy rough-cut with mother-sharpened scissors And he's got hand-me-downs and sling-shot brain Garbled excuse and tattered note Hand-me-downs and sling-shot brain Garbled excuse and... Here comes a boy with a pudding bowl haircut They call him out "Oh no there's Junket Head" And they're so loud "Oh no there's Junket Head" Here comes a boy he's got a tunnel of a mouth Here comes a boy and he's got bat-wing doors as ears And he's got hand-me-downs and sling-shot brain Garbled excuse and a tunnel of a mouth Hand-me-downs and sling-shot brain Garbled excuse and... Here comes a boy rough-cut with mother-sharpened scissors Here comes a boy rough-cut when he let it slip in jump salute And he's got hand-me-downs and sling-shot brain Garbled excuse and tattered note Hand-me-downs and sling-shot brain Garbled excuse and... Here comes a boy with a pudding bowl haircut And they're so loud "Oh no there's Junket Head"