Well, the piano's stealing Lou Reed licks Licks that he probably stole I wish they were Duke Ellington's Like a wish we never could [hold] The tongue is talking like Lou now Like it had no choice or nothing else to do now I wish it would wag like Kerouac I wish we'd never feel blue now Well, a friend who died for three minutes said “There really is a light at the end of the tunnel when you're dead But it's a tunnel you can't run toward Because the tunnel is [smart], [then] the size of [ ] head” The piano's still stealing Lou Reed licks Licks he probably stole I'd rather them [to be] Thelonious' I'd rather we'd never get old