Go home Melissa! You're such a bad kisser Dropkick my liver When I get the chance Oh, I could do better I thought that was clever I'll quote it forever Just like a real man I'm talking to you just to get you to dance And all I want is someone to turn me on Some little platinum blonde who's talking shit Yeah I'm not sure I'm rooting for me I'm not sure I'm giving me a chance I'll keep an eye out for me Now and then And then Melissa said: Come and get your man Come and get your man Come and get your man Hey! Hey! Come and get your man Come and get your man Come and get your man Hey! Hey! Come and get your man Come and get your man Come and get your man Hey! Hey! Come and get your man Come and get your man Come and get your man Say something bitter I dare you mister Three pounds of glitter That's the real me Now wait just a minute I thought I was different I thought I was special but I Can't take the heat Nah, nah, nah And all I want is whatever shit you're on Some kinda tea or pill or chocolate, yeah And all I want is someone to turn me on Some little platinum blonde apocalypse! I'll keep on talking 'til you're shaking your hips I'm not sure I'm rooting for me I'm not sure I'm giving me a chance I'll keep an eye out for me Now and then Hold on Melissa Come and get your man Come and get your man Come and get your man Hey! Hey! 'Cause your little sister Come and get your man Come and get your man Come and get your man Hey! Hey! Has always delivered Come and get your man Come and get your man Come and get your man Hey! Hey! More gold than silver Come and get your man Come and get your man Come and get your man Ow! I'm not sure I'm rooting for me I'm not sure I'm giving me a chance I'll keep an eye out for me Now and then I'm not sure I'm rooting for me I'm not sure I'm giving me a chance I'll keep an eye out for me Now and then I'm talking to you just to get you to dance