Bird..... Ooooooooooooooooooooo!!! 

The geek, with no beak: 
He's so weak he cannot speak! 
The geek, with no beak: 
He's so weak he cannot speak! 

Vestigial wings 
And dwarven legs. 
A semper fi cranium 
That's got automatic eggs. 
His gaping maw 
Is geared to spew. 
He just might be a she 
So Birdette will do!! 

Go eat your eggs! 
Force fed, force fed. 
Go eat your eggs! 
Out of his mouth- 
Straight at your head!! 

With purple pants, 
(They start to tear) 
I reach out with all my might to 
Poke out an eye. 
I poke out an eye! 
I poke out an eye! 

My seven year old smile: 
Vanishing! 
Eggs, 
Why eggs?! 
It's breaking my heart. 
It's hurting my nose. 
It's turning my skin green! 
Why did you have to be so mean?! 

In my dreams I despise you 
More than you'll ever know. 
Even when I speak your name 
It makes me f**king choke! 

Bird...... Ooooooooooooo!!! 

Bird...... 

Throw it back! 
Throw it back! 
Throw it back! 
Throw it back! 

Throw it back! 
Throw it back! 
Throw it back! 
Throw it back!