I'm primitive, I'm a primitive man I got a primitive girl, we make primitive love I'm a stone age Romeo, I got a space age Juliet We make primitive love 'cause I ain't got a TV set I'm primitive that's what I am I'm your primitive mate, I wanna be your man I want you darling, you know I'm hip Fly me to Venus, in a real gone rocket ship I'm a primitive man, I said, "I am" You're up to date but I can't wait I'm a stone age Romeo, be my space age Juliet We'll take guitars to Mars and hit the discotheque