As I was out walking home alone one night I saw this man approaching, he wore a coat of white He said, "You don't know me, but you'll very soon find out Then the world was darkness as a cloth clamped around my mouth I said, where am I? Ohh Where am I? Ohh I'm gonna rue How can I escape? Slowly I recovered, my head was aching bad I was laying on the carpet inside this madman's lab Then a voice was speaking from behind a glass walled booth It said, "Welcome stranger, we've got serious work to do" Where am I? Ohh Where am I? Ohh Someone say more What's his fiendish plan? He simply, calmly said "You are my guinea pig I'm an unsound engineer I'm going to see how much a man can dig A thousand voices in his ever decreasing human ear" In the echo chamber I almost went insane Even my own heartbeat caused my eardrum pain It was like a Phil Spector nightmare, that crazy echo machine ran wild It was louder, getting louder, I thought that I would die Where am I? Ohh Where am I? Ohh, say more I never got out of there though I've tried and tried For twenty more years That's why I am where I am now, yes Where am l? Ohh, where am l? Ohh Where am l? Ohh, where am l? Gonna tear it down before I go Ah, c'mon, Michaelangelo, you know