Hey, hey, hey, hey I saw her at a club I thought I fell in love She's dancing on the stage She was showing off her legs I was trying not to flirt but she lifted up her skirt My eyes popped out of my head She came up to me and she kissed me on the cheek I really really hope that she's over 18 She's acting kinda young She's having too much fun Her mom couldn't pick her up She's sixteen, she won't leave me alone She knows that I'm way too old She's sixteen, she won't leave me alone She wanted to get busy She wanted to jiggy She whispered in my ear Do I make you horny, baby? I looked into her eyes that's when I realized I don't want to go to jail I asked for her age and she said she's 23 I looked at her i.d. dude! she's only 16 So I slapped me in the face cause I'm feelin' kinda bad I'm old enough to be her dad