Hey, hey, hey, hey
I saw her at a club
I thought I fell in love
She's dancing on the stage
She was showing off her legs
I was trying not to flirt but she lifted up her skirt
My eyes popped out of my head
She came up to me and she kissed me on the cheek
I really really hope that she's over 18
She's acting kinda young
She's having too much fun
Her mom couldn't pick her up

She's sixteen, she won't leave me alone
She knows that I'm way too old
She's sixteen, she won't leave me alone

She wanted to get busy
She wanted to jiggy
She whispered in my ear
Do I make you horny, baby?
I looked into her eyes that's when I realized
I don't want to go to jail
I asked for her age and she said she's 23
I looked at her i.d. dude! she's only 16
So I slapped me in the face cause I'm feelin' kinda bad
I'm old enough to be her dad