5, 4, 3, 2 The birds are chirpin' on my Iphone 8 What a beautifully augmented day (day) Yeah My girlfriend's face is on my Android screen and to me That only means one thing dog We're headed to The Metaverse (Metaverse) The Metaverse (The Metaverse) A billion bucks is bound to make it work The Metaverse (The Metaverse) The Metaverse (The Metaverse) Can you imagine fuckin' something worse? Then Michael Jordan's avatar, selling you shoes (wow) Zuckerberg's emoji is now letting you choose Between the three options that have already passed The sweet algorithm's most profitable path And Helen Keller giving you a pep talk (wow) If you pay her 5 bucks she'll say your name dog Frank The day is sweet, and I'm makin' it mine Because I'm headed to Gandhi's yoga class at 9, and In civil disobedience, a thing of the past Just give us the new battle pass It's intrinsically depressing to pick (to pick) From the infinite shit (shit) In The Metaverse (Metaverse) The Metaverse (The Metaverse) A billion bucks is bound to make it work The Metaverse (The Metaverse) The Metaverse (The Metaverse) Can you imagine fuckin' something worse? Not yet Can you imagine fuckin' something worse? Than Zuckerberg's morality leading the way In a gentle, lovely, kind of fascist sort of way He's striving, and he's climbing, and he's fighting for the right To decide where the world's resources oughta lie And he needs (he needs) to be (to be, to be) The curator of everything, it seems And too bad that we can't all say no He manufactured the consent of the home And as soon as they make a game where I can be a Jedi And the graphics are good and I can choose my own life Then there's a massive fucking fork in the road The physical and the digital implode In The Metaverse (The Metaverse) The Metaverse (The Metaverse) Hey, a billion bucks is bound to make it work (make it work) The Metaverse, the Metaverse, the Metaverse, the Metaverse Could you imagine fucking something worse? The Metaverse A billion bucks to make it work (make it work) (The Metaverse) The Metaverse (The Metaverse) Can you imagine fuckin' something worse, then sucking something worse? Yeah Yeah man Can you imagine fucking something worse? Can you imagine fucking something worse? Can you imagine fucking something worse?