Hello there, uh It's Frank and this song is dedicated to Mario and Link due to their undying perseverance which I'm not sure I should the same of...
Mario's never getting some and Link's never getting some
So why would princesses love me?
I'm not really making moves I'm just kinda breathing
I work at fucking pizza places just so I keep eating
(That's the type of shit)
To make me go and smoke a fucking pack of smokes a day
That's the type of shit to make me ask my father "You okay?"
Thats the type of shit to make be buy a flask for 25
And fill it up with takka vodka only 4.99
(Mama Mia!)
That's the type of shit to make me write a song and fucking pray
That this one is better the the one wrote yesterday
Or yester-year yes-sir-please let me get the recipe, to not being broke
Fuck I'd really love to be a king but Mario and Link
Should've showed that perseverance is not the end all to everything
The princes in the hallway with a robe
I asked "do you for coffee and scones and she says "No!"
But I just killed a fucking dragon though!
With this sword that I made from the words of my soul
I just killed a fucking dragon though, I just killed a fucking dragon though but its whatever I don't even care that much
The power of the stars restored to that castle and it's all thanks to you!
We have to do something special for you
