And now Ladies and Gentlemen, the one and only Mister Hobo Johnson
They take my dad away like
(Asshole)

Please
Flood the Earth again but be sure to add two freaks (Two freaks)
Who aren't ashamed of their damn kinks (Hobo Johnson)
Who walk around town with their heads high
And do weird freak shit in their freak mind
Flood the Earth again to bring the buffaloes back dog
Pray for stampedes at all the strip malls (Freaks)
And then pray for the dishwashers, servers, and cooks

I Sparknotes'd the Bible, then I listened to it double fast
Had an awful urge to be an adamant iconoclast, cause
How could you take my lovely dad away like that?
Come on
(Away like that)

I Sparknotes'd the Bible, I said 'Jesus, just give me the chips'
I said 'Jesus, cut to the chase'
He said 'Who's Chase?'
I said, 'Do you exist?'
Come on

It made me pick up a textbook
Like I'm about to learn shit
I'm taking intro to never
Finding any purpose
But
I'll always like to think
I could finally be
Someone who's meek
Fuck it

Flood the Earth again but be sure to add two freaks (Freaks)
Who aren't ashamed of their damn kinks (Hobo Johnson)
Who walk around town with their heads high
And do weird freak shit in their freak mind
Flood the Earth again to bring the buffaloes back dog
Pray for stampedes at all the strip malls
And then pray for the dishwashers, servers, and cooks
And then pray for the dishwashers, serve

And as we walk through the valley of the shadow of Death
He said 'I have a house, and yeah, I'll rent it out to you, but
As you pay four times the mortgage, will you also not put
Any little fuckin' holes in the walls too?'
That landlord's really a Land Lord, man
Fuck him
But
I'd pay whatever just to hold my dad's hand because
I really loved him

Flood the Earth again but be sure to add two freaks (Two freaks)
Who aren't ashamed how they damn think (Think)
Who walk around town with their heads high
And do, whatever they'd like in their own life

Flood the Earth again but be sure to add two freaks (Freaks)
Who aren't ashamed how they damn think (Mister Hobo Johnson)
Who walk around town with their heads high
And do what ever they'd like in their own life

And now Ladies and Gentlemen, the one and only Mister Hobo Johnson (They take my dad away from me)

Flood the Earth again but be sure to add two freaks (Freaks)

(Mister Hobo Johnson)

And now Ladies and Gentlemen, the one and only Mister Hobo Johnson

(Freaks)

(Mister Hobo Johnson)

And now Ladies and Gentlemen, the one and only