Ryan: 
A long time ago in a land far away 
lived the pineapple princess, Tiki. 
She was sweet as a peach, in a pineapple way, 
but so sad that she hardly speaky. 
Still, if you listen well, 
you’ll hear her secret wish. 

Sharpay: 

Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki! 

I long to free a truly remarkable fish 
My sweet prince. 

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a 
Makihiki malahini-who 
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a 
Ooh! 
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu. 

Ryan, the fog? 

Ryan: 

She dreams of a boy who is under a spell 
that has left him all wet and scaly. 

Sharpay: 

I sing from my heart of the power of love, 
just a girl with a ukulele. 

Come to me, my sweet one, and be still. 
I’ll grasp your tail and stroke each lender gill. 
My sweet prince. 

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a 
Makihiki malahini-who 
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a 
Ooh! 
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu. 

Now this is where we lean into the whole 
kabuki thing. 

Sharpay Ryan & Girls: 

The clouds turned grey, and the big sky cried, 
and the ocean had a fit. 

Sharpay: 

(Ryan, where’s my ocean!?) 

Sharpay, Ryan & Girls: 

Then the wind went whoosh, and thunder 
cracked, and mighty Mount Fufu spit. 

Sharpay [spoken]: 

(Mighty Mount Fufu spit!) 

Sharpay & Ryan: 

T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki 
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky. 
So words I will not mince. 

Sharpay: 

Please make a man of my fresh fish prince. 

This is real fish talk... No lie. 

And then the fish turns into a 
gorgogeus prince and sings: 

I’m Prince Humuhumunukunukuapua’a 
Amakahiki malahini who. 
(With me!) 
Humumunukunukuapua’a 
Ooh! 
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu 

Sharpay; 

EVERYBODY! 

All: 

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a 
Makihiki malahini-who 
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a 
Ooh! 
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu. 
wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu. 
wakawakawakaniki pu... 
pu... 
pu! 

Ahh...!!