Well they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
They often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
I guess they call me Speedo
'cause I'm chasin' after little girls

Well some call me Mo
Some Joe
Best man is Speedo
He will never take it slow

I said they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
I guess they call me Speedo
Cause I don't believe in waistin' time