My funny valentine
Sweet little valentine
You make me smile with the heart
Your lips are laughable
Unphotographable
Still you're my favourite piece of art

Is your figure is less than greek
Is your mouth is a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

But don't change your hair for me
Not if you'd care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentines day

Is your figure is not that greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?

So don't you change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentines day