If I'm half informed Sympathize because it's easy to get bored I don't have time to waste I'm busy cultivating useless good taste You need to know how to lie The savage civil servant's beady eyes I can call him names I tell you how it end up in cheese and maim's Then we'll only see eye to eye And every breath expelled is wasted And some now manage the same lie And I'll spread some more good news Invented facts that you know you can use Sell them door to door with Religious fervor that no one can ignore No one can ignore It's so easy to get bored It's so easy to get bored It's so easy to get bored It's so easy to get bored