There's another sucker born Every minute, Lord Take her out and pay for a good time You never know what you can afford Another wreck and time to collect More souvenirs Gone another million miles No words for the wear And there's a sucker born Every other minute, Lord And he deserves you more You know I'll only crash this car I sear to God, I'm wrecking it all Your happy end Spin around the block in half the time I know where you've been Too bad, you're not feeling too bad Want to be my friend Got another ride you're taking off Met a General Motor man And there's a sucker born Every other minute, Lord He deserves you more You know I'll only crash this car There's a sucker born Every other minute, Lord I know He deserves you more You know I'll only crash this car You know I'll only crash You know I'll only crash this car, dear Lord You know I'll only crash You know I'll only crash this car