Oh my God, Aaron, look at her duckbut 
It's just so big, she looks like one of those scene guys' girlfriends 
But who understands those scene guys anyways? 
They only talk to her because they saw her pic on makeoutclub.com 

I mean, her duckbut, it's just so big 
I can't believe it 
It's just so black and out there, gross 
Look, she's just so emo 

Welcome to my record, I hope you like it 
I made music in my bedroom and then I miced it 
If you see me around at school 
Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool 

My name is Forrest and I'm tall and lanky 
The girls always tell me, "Homie, you so stanky." 
I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks 
I've been too busy with my rhymin' techniques 

So welcome to the record, I know you'll like it 
I brought this football so that I could spike it 
If you see me rhymin' and stealin' 
Tell me good vibes is what you feelin' 

My name is Jesse and I'm hot and steamy 
The ladies always tell me, "Jesse, you so dreamy!" 
I made these jeans look the way they do 
And I'm corporate sponsored so I do the Dew 

H to the (E to the) L L (O) 
Hello (Goodbye) on the (microphone) 
G double O (B B Y E) 
I've got no rhythm (And I can't sing) 

H to the (E to the) L L (O) 
Hello (Goodbye) on the (microphone) 
G double O (B B Y E) 
I've got no rhythm (And I can't sing) 

Yeah