I saw you as soon as you entered the door 
I knew I was right not to leave before 
From this stupid masquerade party we're at - 
Yeah yeah yeah 

I came here dressed like Audrey Horne and 
You came here dressed like Salieri 
Well Amadeus is making out with Joey Ramone 

Don't think we've met! 
Only in my dreams ev'ry night 
Well nice to meet you 
I won't let you out of my sight 
Oh no that's wrong 
Then how could it feel so right 
You don't know it yet but it's the best night of your life 
Aaaa 

I hear your voice, boy it's dark as the devil's 
Why are you standing there talking to Pebbles? 
And I've got a penguin checking me out 
Yeah, yeah yeah 

You've got the sad eyes of a poet 
I know all of that is bullshit 
I've seen that you got a carpenters hands 

I've got to go! 
Don't act older than you are 
But I've got work 
Get working and go to the bar 
I've got a girlfriend 
She doesn't have to know where you are 
You don't know it yet, but it's the best night of your life 
Aaaa