So you had a couple of heart breaks
 Dude! That was your mistake!
 Is this how, how you treat your good friend?
 Your lies are coming to an end!

 You're a legend, a legend in your own mind!
 Such a legend, a legend in the lunch line!
 I'm tired of hearin' stories
 About all the things you're gonna do
 Mr Opportunity!

 Shit is gonna hit the fan --- let if fly
 Shit is gonna hit the fan --- all night long you know
 Shit is gonna hit the fan --- you got to make it fly now
 Shit is gonna hit the fan --- all night long

 Joe spectator, Mr. Masturbator
 Tired of hearin' stories
 Hell it's getting thick in here!
 Rowing round with one oar
 Who the hell the stories for?
 Your lies are coming to an end
 You're a dog without a bone
 Barking up the wrong tree
 Lights are on, but nobody's at home
 Rowing round with one oar
 Now who the hell's your story for?
 Mr. Opportunity

 Shit is gonna hit the fan --- let if fly
 Shit is gonna hit the fan --- all night long you know
 Shit is gonna hit the fan --- you gotta believe that
 Shit is gonna hit the fan --- all night long

 Too much talkin' and not enough action
 Gotta make yourself available
 You wonder why you get a bad reaction
 Gotta be relia-BULL!

 Shit is gonna hit the fan --- let if fly
 Shit is gonna hit the fan --- all night long you know
 Shit is gonna hit the fan --- you got to make it fly now
 Shit is gonna hit the fan --- all night long