Johnny's now a lady
Had a test tube baby
The doctor fell down dead on the floor
The nurse she got excited
John's mother was delighted
Will it ever be the same anymore
The more I know
The less I understand
It just keeps getting weirder everyday
Life is so amusing
At times it's so confusing
It's hard to keep your sanity
'Cos it's a mad mad world
It's a mad mad world
It's a mad mad world
It's a mad mad world
Sammy's workin' for the mob
Says he's got a steady job
Murder and a robbery
Wanted by the F.B.I.
But you know his biggest crime
He's a hero to the guy in the street
Well it's dog eat dog
So enjoy it while you can
Tomorrow just gets tougher everyday
Sometimes you take a bruising
Can't win for losing
It's hard to face reality
'Cos it's a mad mad world
It's a mad mad world
It's a mad mad world
It's a mad mad world
Now we're living in the U.S.A.
Where every dog can have his day
And movie stars can be president
And hotel queens they fall from grace
And wars are fought in outer space
Won't somebody tell me... what's next
It's a mad mad world
It's a mad mad world
