Urbani, servate uxores, moechum calvum adducimus
Aurum in gallia effutuisti, hic sumpsisti mutuum
Gallias caesar subegit, nicomedes caesarem
Ecce caesar nunc triumphat qui subegit gallias
Nicomedes non triumphat, qui subegit caesarem
Gallos caesar in triumphum ducit, idem in curiam
Galli bracas deposuerunt, latum clavum sumperunt
Urbani, servate uxores, moechum calvum adducimus
Aurum in gallia effutuisti, hic sumpsisti mutuum
Gallias caesar subegit, nicomedes caesarem
Ecce caesar nunc triumphat qui subegit gallias
Nicomedes non triumphat, qui subegit caesarem
Gallos caesar in triumphum ducit, idem in curiam
Galli bracas deposuerunt, latum clavum sumperunt
Citizens, keep an eye on your wives, we're bringing back the bald adulterer
He's stashed away the gold in Gaul that you loaned him here in Rome
Caesar vanquished the Gauls, Nicomedes Caesar
Caesar who vanquished the Gauls now triumphs
Nicomedes does not triumph, who vanquished Caesar
Caesar leads the Gauls in triumph, likewise into the Senate House
The Gauls have laid aside their trousers and put on the broad purple stripe
