Hung up the stockings, put the kids to bed
Got more than sugar plums in my hand
You've been so good for filling me up with cheer
Santa's coming twice this year

So many spaces we could decorate (decorate)
I got it bad for you for goodness' sake
'Bout to have a busy night I hear
Santa's coming twice this year

So bring that bag and we can have a
Not so silent night
'Cause naughty feels so nice

Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Santa, won't you do that Santa thing you do
Oh baby, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Santa, won't you do that Santa thing you do, ooh

So far I've received a set from Tiffany's (cha-ching)
I know you've got a better gift for me
'Cause presents can't compete with you, my dear
Santa's coming twice this year

So bring that bag and we can have a
Not so silent night
'Cause naughty feels so nice

Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Santa, won't you do that Santa thing you do
Oh baby, ooh ooh ooh ooh
Santa, won't you do that Santa thing you do, times two

(Ooh, Santa!)
(Ho-ho)
(Hmm)
(Oh, times two)

I'll call and book a big hotel suite
With a jacuzzi made for you and me
The bubbles on you look like St. Nick's beard
Just the way I like, some sugar and some spice
Yeah, Santa's coming twice this year