Hung up the stockings, put the kids to bed Got more than sugar plums in my hand You've been so good for filling me up with cheer Santa's coming twice this year So many spaces we could decorate (decorate) I got it bad for you for goodness' sake 'Bout to have a busy night I hear Santa's coming twice this year So bring that bag and we can have a Not so silent night 'Cause naughty feels so nice Ooh ooh ooh ooh Santa, won't you do that Santa thing you do Oh baby, ooh ooh ooh ooh Santa, won't you do that Santa thing you do, ooh So far I've received a set from Tiffany's (cha-ching) I know you've got a better gift for me 'Cause presents can't compete with you, my dear Santa's coming twice this year So bring that bag and we can have a Not so silent night 'Cause naughty feels so nice Ooh ooh ooh ooh Santa, won't you do that Santa thing you do Oh baby, ooh ooh ooh ooh Santa, won't you do that Santa thing you do, times two (Ooh, Santa!) (Ho-ho) (Hmm) (Oh, times two) I'll call and book a big hotel suite With a jacuzzi made for you and me The bubbles on you look like St. Nick's beard Just the way I like, some sugar and some spice Yeah, Santa's coming twice this year