It started on the Real World
A hot tube full of hot girls
Grindin’ every frat boy and freak
Line up all the Idols
Who paint on phony smiles
Tryin’ to ride the fast track for free
Who’s the Biggest Looser
Or bust the biggest boozer
Bigger ratings for MTV
All the sole Survivors
Still stranded on the island
Lying through their teeth for money
So everybody dance! Everybody sing!
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
Cha-Ching
Will ya take off all your clothes, will ya strike a Play Boy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it
Cha-Ching
Every body stop and stare
Kardashian ass is every where
If you missed it watch TMZ
Pretending to be lesbians
And Tila's playing all of them
While Flavor Flave gets fucked up for free
Guess who's been livin’ large
It's mini me the porn star
Google it I think you’ll agree
And all the hotties on the Hills
Just getting rich and making mils
While you and I are watchin’ TV
So everybody dance! Everybody sing!
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
Cha-Ching
Will ya take off all your clothes, will ya strike a Play Boy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it
Cha-Ching
The All American Dream
Is getting 15 for free
The All American Dream is so skin deep
It started on the Real World
A hot tube full of hot girls
Grinding every frat boy and fake
So everybody dance! Everybody sing!
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
Cha-Ching
Will ya take off all your clothes, will ya strike a Play Boy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it
Cha-Ching
So everybody dance! Everybody sing!
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah we can swing it
Cha-Ching
Will ya take off all your clothes, will ya strike a Play Boy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it
Cha-Ching
So hurry turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes
It’s almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
(Cha-Ching)
So hurry turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes
It’s almost gone, turn it on, turn it on
(Cha-Ching)
