In the middle of the forest, In the middle of the woods I took off my f**kin' pants, That's when Jeff's mom understood. She's a chode bearing slut, Who gets drunk at bars with balloons And friends as they walk her to her car. In the middle of the forest, I called her a f**kin whore, put a knife in her chest. These would be her last words, like she told me they would, These would be the last words she ever heard 'Suck my f**kin dick