Scratch, scratch me back Scratch, scratch me back It really is a fact The less I itch, the more I scratch Oh, we went out to a party It was me and Ben and Mac And before I know what happen I get an itchin' on me back Won't someone Scratch, scratch me back Scratch, scratch me back It really is a fact The less I itch, the more I scratch Well I was quite embarrassed 'Till my two friends I did see Well they were madly itching And they were screaming louder than me Oh won't you Scratch, scratch me back Scratch, scratch me back It really is a fact The less I itch, the more I scratch Scratch, scratch me back Scratch, scratch me back It really is a fact The less I itch, the more I scratch Now dis scratching was contagious And it didn't take very long Everybody dere was itching As they join me in dis song I want you Scratch, scratch me back Scratch, scratch me back It really is a fact The less I itch, the more I scratch Well de host he got excited Picked up de phone in haste Quickly dialed a number And said "Man come spray dis place" Everybody Scratch, scratch me back Scratch, scratch me back It really is a fact The less I itch, the more I scratch A little softer... Scratch, scratch me back (by de backbone) Scratch, scratch me back (by de shoulder) It really is a fact The less I itch, the more I scratch Everybody now Scratch, scratch me back Scratch, scratch me back It really is a fact The less I itch, the more I scratch