I've got a smooth brain, it's okay, I'm inane
You always say you're just like me
But you're clever and funny, creative, hey bunny
Are you sure we're meant to be?

You're cute as hell, and I'm dumb as rocks
But you're the brightest crayon in the box
And my love for you, I'll take to my grave
I sat at the bar, you went out with your friend
You're a natural star, and I'm just a loose end
But if you will be mine I will behave
I will behave
I will behave

If you want to peg me, it's okay, my darling
I'm not gay ,but I will be (Aw for me?) (Yeah)
Slap you around, are you sure? Choke you, force you to the floor
But I'll do what you ask of me, because

You're cute as hell, and I'm dumb as rocks
But you're the brightest crayon in the box
And my love for you, I'll take to my grave
I sat at the bar, you went out with your friend
You're a natural star, and I'm just a loose end
But if you will be mine I will behave
I will behave
I will behave

So tell me, is this unhealthy?
I'm not sure, I've been here before
I love your accent but you're so far away
I'll see you in ninety days
And I will be there to hold you everyday
I promise not to go away
I'll try to shield you from the strain
Of the drama and your pain
If it meant you're happy girl
I would gladly kill the world
I want you, only you bewitched me
'Kay?

You're cute as hell, and I'm dumb as rocks
But you're the brightest crayon in the box
And my love for you, I'll take to my grave
I sat at the bar, you went out with your friend
You're a natural star, and I'm just a loose end
But if you will be mine I will behave
I will behave
I will behave
(Girl, I will behave!)