One, two, three more, honey don't get mad and walk out the door Five, six, seven, eight, we better start loving before it's too late Nine, ten, hi come on in Let's kiss and make up and start over again Now we've all said and done things that we didn't mean We get a little mad and we make a big scene Oh yes I know it's kinda hard to go back Be like Perry Mason though and get all the facts One, two, three four, honey don't get mad and walk out like before Five, six, seven, eight, we better make love girl before it's too late Nine, ten, can I come in Let's kiss and make up and start all over again Since Adam and Eve men and women have disagreed Love me or leave me ah that is the key We got to control our temper to win Why you son of a...whoops, count slowly to ten Sing one, two, three more, honey don't get mad and walk out the door Five, six, seven, eight, we better start loving before it's too late Nine, ten, hi come on in Let's kiss and make up and start over again One more One, two, three more, honey don't get mad and walk out the door Five, six, seven, eight, we better start loving before it's too late Nine, ten, hi come on in We've kissed and made up and are happy again