Well, I have got no money but I am doin' fine. 
I'm just a hillbilly hell-raiser; I'm tryin' to kill my time. 
An' I'm lookin' for that gal, about five foot ten. 
An' I'm gonna take her down that road of livin' a life of sin. 

Because I'm drinkin', druggin'.. I'm havin' lots of fun. 
I always carry round my loaded shotgun. 
If I think I'm gonna have a bad time, 
I got a little bit of smoke an' a whole lotta wine. 

Well, I once had this gal.. I thought she'd be my bride. 
But then she had to leave my ass for that other guy. 

An' now I'm drinkin', druggin'.. I'm havin' lots of fun. 
I always carry round my loaded shotgun. 
If I think I'm gonna have a bad time, 
I got a little bit of smoke an' a whole lotta wine. 

Well, I don't really care if you hate me, you see, 
'Cause I'm just a country boy from the state of Tennessee. 
A little bit crazy, on the loudish side, 
'Cause I like drink my whiskey an' I like to get high. 

An' now I'm drinkin', druggin'.. I'm havin' lots of fun. 
I always carry round my loaded shotgun. 
If I think I'm gonna have a bad time, 
I got a little bit of smoke an' a whole lotta wine.