There've been a lot of bad guys In a lot of good video games Bowser, and your opponent in Pong, The Pacman ghosts, and Donkey Kong But one bad guy, he stands alone, He will never tire, He sits there on his blocky throne, He'll be there till you die Your fingers may move with blinding speed, There may be no game you can't beat, But can't you see that no one can defeat, The man who throws the Tetris piece! Higher, Higher, No straight piece! I need a @#&$&%*$&@# straight piece! No, never has there been a villain like the man who throws the Tetris piece!