I just made a discovery that may change my life
While I was clicking through this new-fangled facebook site
It's a place where I can live the life I've always dreamed
without really ever doing anything
which is good because I don't like doing things
Now my life isn't so important to me
since there's another place I'd much rather be
down on the farm where the sky is always blue
and we never kill the pigs and the cows never poo
and everything's adorable and I know everyone
and we can plant anything under this never-setting sun
oh it hasn't gotten old
and I hope it never will
let me introduce you to my new home.
Farmville
I drag my ragged ass to work, yeah I can barely lift my feet
I'm operating on about four hours' sleep
I was up all night growing food to feed the world
just me and an army of girls
friendless twelve year-old girls
The boss throws me a pile of work without so much as a hello
and suddenly I know exactly where I wanna go
down on the farm where the sky is always blue
and we never kill the pigs and the cows never poo
and everything's adorable and I know everyone
and we can plant anything under this never-setting sun
oh it hasn't gotten old
and I hope it never will
let me introduce you to my new home.
Farmville
In the last few months I've become a millionaire
This is so much more exciting than playing solitaire
I've got an oddly-shaped house, that I couldn't fit inside
And animals that will never die
no matter how much I neglect them they're alive
It might not be real life, but I don't really mind
There's no other place where I'd prefer to spend my time than
down on the farm where the sky is always blue
and we never kill the pigs and the cows never poo
and everything's adorable and I know everyone
and we can plant anything under this never-setting sun
oh it hasn't gotten old
and I hope it never will
let me introduce you to my new home.
Farmville
