I know I'm not the only one
Who wants to know more about Harry's sons
I really do think there's an unwritten story
And I think it's time to put fingers to keys
A lot of people, I know, want to know more
About Grindlewald and Dumbledore
I really do think that they probably both batted lefty
And I think there's probably a good story there
For book eight
I want a book eight
I want a book eight
And I want JK Rowling to say that
The epilogue was crap
Cause we all know it was crap and
I want JK Rowling to say that
Voldemort had a son
And the story's just begun
And I want JK Rowling to say
That she's writing book eight
A lot of people, I know, want to hear the tale
Of the mysterious veil
I really do think it's a dimensional portal
And I think Sirius is in Middle Earth
And I know I wanna hear the one
About Hagrid's dad and Hagrid's mum
I really do think that that's nearly impossible
And I think there's probably a good story there
For book eight
I want a book eight
I want a book eight
And I want JK Rowling to say that
The epilogue was crap
Cause we all know it was crap and
I want JK Rowling to say that
Voldemort had a son
And the story's just begun
And I want JK Rowling to say
That she's writing book eight
She could call it Harry Potter and the Starfighters of Adumar
Or Harry Potter and the Pillar of Storgé
Or Harry Potter and the Solitaire Mystery
Or Harry Potter and the Nerdfighters
Oh Harry Potter
You know that I want a book eight
I want a book eight
Oh Harry Potter
I really do think there's an unwritten story
And I think it's time to put fingers to keys
For book eight
